Over the last few weeks I've dished out a bit of abuse to Madonna.
We even knitted her a jumper to cover her up. But last night it was hard to criticise how good she looked on stage.The Queen Of Pop kicked off her UK dates with all guns blazing in London’s Hyde Park.
In a see-through bra and sexy, Lara Croft-style outfit with leather boots, the 53-year-old had the crowd in her sights — wielding a pistol and an assault rifle — and showing off dance routines more complicated than a Rubik’s Cube.
There were none of the boob flashes seen in recent gigs on her MNDA world tour, but things turned filthier after a costume change for Express Yourself.